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"I agree, abuse is abuse, even if it's a woman doing it to a man" my wife said at the dinner table.

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Feeding my victim's corpses to starving pigs is an efficient way to get rid of the evidence.

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Arson, Breaking and entering, Car theft, Defacing public property, all the way up to Murder and we still haven't caught The Alphabet Criminal.

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I hate when people joke about things like murder, rape and cannibalism.

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[JUN21] "You look so beautiful" my husband-to-be silently mouthed to me as my sister walked me up the aisle.

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Cornered and with no other weapons, I threw the Molotov cocktail.

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As a serial killer nothing really shocks me.

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After being out in the cold for so long I was happy to finally be in a nice warm place.

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[OCT21] Little Timmy was having fun in the fairground's hall of mirrors.

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"Shooting stars Mumma, make a wish!" yelled Kelly.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I agree, abuse is abuse, even if it's a woman doing it to a man" my wife said at the dinner table.	11535
Feeding my victim's corpses to starving pigs is an efficient way to get rid of the evidence.	3438
Arson, Breaking and entering, Car theft, Defacing public property, all the way up to Murder and we still haven't caught The Alphabet Criminal.	1154
I hate when people joke about things like murder, rape and cannibalism.	846
[JUN21] "You look so beautiful" my husband-to-be silently mouthed to me as my sister walked me up the aisle.	468
Cornered and with no other weapons, I threw the Molotov cocktail.	385
As a serial killer nothing really shocks me.	296
After being out in the cold for so long I was happy to finally be in a nice warm place.	192
[OCT21] Little Timmy was having fun in the fairground's hall of mirrors.	119
"Shooting stars Mumma, make a wish!" yelled Kelly.	59