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"I agree, abuse is abuse, even if it's a woman doing it to a man" my wife said at the dinner table.

11535 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Feeding my victim's corpses to starving pigs is an efficient way to get rid of the evidence.

3438 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"You look so beautiful" my husband-to-be silently mouthed to me as my sister walked me up the aisle.

1423 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Arson, Breaking and entering, Car theft, Defacing public property, all the way up to Murder and we still haven't caught The Alphabet Criminal.

1154 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I held and comforted my wife in the hospital, I remembered what she'd told me a few weeks ago.

1007 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I hate when people joke about things like murder, rape and cannibalism.

846 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[JUN21] "You look so beautiful" my husband-to-be silently mouthed to me as my sister walked me up the aisle.

468 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Cornered and with no other weapons, I threw the Molotov cocktail.

385 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As a serial killer nothing really shocks me.

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"Nice boner you got there" she said.

195 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I agree, abuse is abuse, even if it's a woman doing it to a man" my wife said at the dinner table.	11535	TwoSentenceHorror
Feeding my victim's corpses to starving pigs is an efficient way to get rid of the evidence.	3438	TwoSentenceHorror
"You look so beautiful" my husband-to-be silently mouthed to me as my sister walked me up the aisle.	1423	TwoSentenceSadness
Arson, Breaking and entering, Car theft, Defacing public property, all the way up to Murder and we still haven't caught The Alphabet Criminal.	1154	TwoSentenceHorror
As I held and comforted my wife in the hospital, I remembered what she'd told me a few weeks ago.	1007	TwoSentenceSadness
I hate when people joke about things like murder, rape and cannibalism.	846	TwoSentenceHorror
[JUN21] "You look so beautiful" my husband-to-be silently mouthed to me as my sister walked me up the aisle.	468	TwoSentenceHorror
Cornered and with no other weapons, I threw the Molotov cocktail.	385	TwoSentenceHorror
As a serial killer nothing really shocks me.	296	TwoSentenceHorror
"Nice boner you got there" she said.	195	TwoSentenceComedy