/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“I never had kids, so you get nothing” I said to the witch who had come to collect on our deal.

3374 upvotes • Chaos-in-a-CookieJar

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After losing his best friend in the plane crash that left him stranded for weeks, I made my husband his favorite meal as the beginning of his welcome back home.

3373 upvotes • itsjustmeyaboijesus

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"You're going to be a beautiful mother" I told my wife with tears in my eyes. NSFW

3372 upvotes • LifeofSteven

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As we all know, deer are very common creatures found all over the world.

3371 upvotes • Background_Poetry_53

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“I wish I wasn’t allergic to peanut butter,” my daughter sobbed.

3371 upvotes • SecretJediWarrior

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I couldn’t believe that he killed himself.

3370 upvotes • TrikFlik

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Local man (82) was brutally murdered with a hammer by his own son - police suspects.

3370 upvotes • sadshlyukha

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I get asked a lot of questions about my best selling murder mysteries: why is the murderer always the narrator, what is your process, ect, but my favorite question is: what is your biggest weakness?

3370 upvotes • icecoldchris09

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When I opened the door to confirm what he’d said, the last thing I heard was my father’s voice.

3370 upvotes • shoutsfrombothsides

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I was about to call the police on my neighbors because they kept flicking the lights on and off.

3369 upvotes • [deleted]

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“I never had kids, so you get nothing” I said to the witch who had come to collect on our deal.	3374	Chaos-in-a-CookieJar
After losing his best friend in the plane crash that left him stranded for weeks, I made my husband his favorite meal as the beginning of his welcome back home.	3373	itsjustmeyaboijesus
"You're going to be a beautiful mother" I told my wife with tears in my eyes. NSFW	3372	LifeofSteven
As we all know, deer are very common creatures found all over the world.	3371	Background_Poetry_53
“I wish I wasn’t allergic to peanut butter,” my daughter sobbed.	3371	SecretJediWarrior
I couldn’t believe that he killed himself.	3370	TrikFlik
Local man (82) was brutally murdered with a hammer by his own son - police suspects.	3370	sadshlyukha
I get asked a lot of questions about my best selling murder mysteries: why is the murderer always the narrator, what is your process, ect, but my favorite question is: what is your biggest weakness?	3370	icecoldchris09
When I opened the door to confirm what he’d said, the last thing I heard was my father’s voice.	3370	shoutsfrombothsides
I was about to call the police on my neighbors because they kept flicking the lights on and off.	3369	[deleted]