/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I felt special when Uncle Jim let me wear his captain’s hat on the boat ride.

3368 upvotes • jessielee_wordsmith

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They say the American Dream is a house, a wife, and 2.5 kids.

3368 upvotes • therealraewest

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I know it's wrong to look at your partner's phone.

3366 upvotes • [deleted]

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When I caught my wife in bed with another man, I saw red and immediately executed them both before either of them could object.

3366 upvotes • dailydonuts16

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He grinned wickedly as he waited under the little girl’s bed, knife in hand.

3366 upvotes • CheeseGod99

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On our final moving day, I smiled and watched as our child laughed and gave his "imaginary friend" a hug goodbye.

3365 upvotes • Alocket3

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The surgeons looked on in consternation at the man sitting up in bed happily eating a bowl of jelly and ice cream.

3365 upvotes • Gabrieldayz

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I've always tried to go with my gut instinct, so when the pregnant woman in front of me ordered anchovies on her pizza, I decided to leave and get General Tso's Chicken.

3365 upvotes • TryHardKenichi

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[NOV22] My wife and I cried when we heard the dreaded words, “It’s a boy!”

3363 upvotes • cindybubbles

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Hide And Seek used to be my favourite game. NSFW

3362 upvotes • valiqwe

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I felt special when Uncle Jim let me wear his captain’s hat on the boat ride.	3368	jessielee_wordsmith
They say the American Dream is a house, a wife, and 2.5 kids.	3368	therealraewest
I know it's wrong to look at your partner's phone.	3366	[deleted]
When I caught my wife in bed with another man, I saw red and immediately executed them both before either of them could object.	3366	dailydonuts16
He grinned wickedly as he waited under the little girl’s bed, knife in hand.	3366	CheeseGod99
On our final moving day, I smiled and watched as our child laughed and gave his "imaginary friend" a hug goodbye.	3365	Alocket3
The surgeons looked on in consternation at the man sitting up in bed happily eating a bowl of jelly and ice cream.	3365	Gabrieldayz
I've always tried to go with my gut instinct, so when the pregnant woman in front of me ordered anchovies on her pizza, I decided to leave and get General Tso's Chicken.	3365	TryHardKenichi
[NOV22] My wife and I cried when we heard the dreaded words, “It’s a boy!”	3363	cindybubbles
Hide And Seek used to be my favourite game. NSFW	3362	valiqwe