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As a schizophrenic I have a service dog trained to “say hi” only to people who are actually there.

3150 upvotes • Financial-Cover-1387

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Whenever a member of a spacr crew asks us why there's a steel windshield coming down when they activate the FTL drive, the engineers always give the same answer : "The glass wouldn't handle the pressure at that speed."

3149 upvotes • Nimyron

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My buddy is the biggest sore loser... NSFW

3146 upvotes • out-of-town-guest

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When I saw my wife accidentally cut her finger when making dinner I immediately reached for the first aid kit.

3143 upvotes • Mori-no-Ryuu

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When I accidently lost my grip, I thought I was lucky since I wasn't falling down.

3142 upvotes • -YCGM-

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While visiting my grandma in the nursing home the local cat who usually hates me cutely stuck around all day.

3142 upvotes • cursed-being

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Mother always told me to keep my eyes shut around her.

3141 upvotes • AggressiveMennonite

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It broke my heart when my daughter told me she’d rather live with my ex-wife, Sarah, than me.

3140 upvotes • decorativegentleman

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I dropped the pill that would take me to any random place on Earth into my mouth, wishing for a relaxing vacation.

3139 upvotes • michelleleell

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Just possessed a woman’s body and it’s NOT going well.

3138 upvotes • Westhope84

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As a schizophrenic I have a service dog trained to “say hi” only to people who are actually there.	3150	Financial-Cover-1387
Whenever a member of a spacr crew asks us why there's a steel windshield coming down when they activate the FTL drive, the engineers always give the same answer : "The glass wouldn't handle the pressure at that speed."	3149	Nimyron
My buddy is the biggest sore loser... NSFW	3146	out-of-town-guest
When I saw my wife accidentally cut her finger when making dinner I immediately reached for the first aid kit.	3143	Mori-no-Ryuu
When I accidently lost my grip, I thought I was lucky since I wasn't falling down.	3142	-YCGM-
While visiting my grandma in the nursing home the local cat who usually hates me cutely stuck around all day.	3142	cursed-being
Mother always told me to keep my eyes shut around her.	3141	AggressiveMennonite
It broke my heart when my daughter told me she’d rather live with my ex-wife, Sarah, than me.	3140	decorativegentleman
I dropped the pill that would take me to any random place on Earth into my mouth, wishing for a relaxing vacation.	3139	michelleleell
Just possessed a woman’s body and it’s NOT going well.	3138	Westhope84