/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It wasn’t until I was going 80 on the highway...

2969 upvotes • pittoon

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All I have to do is dial 911 and they’ll send someone to help.

2967 upvotes • therenalcorpuscle

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“Hey, maybe we shouldn’t put that next to the fire.”

2967 upvotes • LEGOfan2

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"Mom, what are you eating so late?" I said towards the fridge door after coming home from the bar.

2966 upvotes • CommieKiller304

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With therapy I was able to cure my daughter's mental illness

2966 upvotes • Baticula

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The salesman slapped it and said, "This baby can go from 0 to 450 mph in under a second."

2965 upvotes • whateverphil

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My girlfriend’s dad excused himself from the dinner table and invited me to go out hunting with him.

2964 upvotes • cindybubbles

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"If you won't pay up, I swear I will go to the police and make up some story about how you raped me, and who do you think they'll believe?" NSFW

2964 upvotes • The_Owl_Queen

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Dad always joked that he couldn't live without Mom and hoped they would go out together in some kind of accident.

2964 upvotes • derf_vader

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The voices in my head speak Mandarin so I don’t know if they are suggesting murder.

2963 upvotes • Lots42

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It wasn’t until I was going 80 on the highway...	2969	pittoon
All I have to do is dial 911 and they’ll send someone to help.	2967	therenalcorpuscle
“Hey, maybe we shouldn’t put that next to the fire.”	2967	LEGOfan2
"Mom, what are you eating so late?" I said towards the fridge door after coming home from the bar.	2966	CommieKiller304
With therapy I was able to cure my daughter's mental illness	2966	Baticula
The salesman slapped it and said, "This baby can go from 0 to 450 mph in under a second."	2965	whateverphil
My girlfriend’s dad excused himself from the dinner table and invited me to go out hunting with him.	2964	cindybubbles
"If you won't pay up, I swear I will go to the police and make up some story about how you raped me, and who do you think they'll believe?" NSFW	2964	The_Owl_Queen
Dad always joked that he couldn't live without Mom and hoped they would go out together in some kind of accident.	2964	derf_vader
The voices in my head speak Mandarin so I don’t know if they are suggesting murder.	2963	Lots42