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I didn’t think the hot pavement under the Arizona sun could be THAT hot. NSFW

2766 upvotes • Daisyloo66

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After many years of endless suffering, I tearfully buried my loving wife today.

2764 upvotes • [deleted]

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One of my daily tasks is to measure the moons distance from Earth using a laser that is bounced off a mirror on the moons surface and timing how long it takes to return.

2764 upvotes • STFUandLetMeFeedYou

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After hiding it for so long, I finally came out to my family.

2762 upvotes • TheBurningMaul

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I was so excited when my family finally decided to play with the dusty old ouija board.

2761 upvotes • M_Partlett

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Thought dating a plastic surgeon was pretty neat until he asked me to watch after his old, big crusty dog

2761 upvotes • DryFinger7331

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"Doors unlocked and windows open; stirs the beast, it's wrath awoken. "

2760 upvotes • VirtualTitan

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My friend said he dodged bullet when he broke up with his ex.

2759 upvotes • FrothSlagBoi

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Scientists have confirmed that several advanced human civilisations disappeared without a trace 4000 years ago.

2759 upvotes • An_Obscurity_Nodus

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“Look mommy, I found a weird looking Easter egg!”, my son said excitedly, racing over to me.

2759 upvotes • Arkady2009

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I didn’t think the hot pavement under the Arizona sun could be THAT hot. NSFW	2766	Daisyloo66
After many years of endless suffering, I tearfully buried my loving wife today.	2764	[deleted]
One of my daily tasks is to measure the moons distance from Earth using a laser that is bounced off a mirror on the moons surface and timing how long it takes to return.	2764	STFUandLetMeFeedYou
After hiding it for so long, I finally came out to my family.	2762	TheBurningMaul
I was so excited when my family finally decided to play with the dusty old ouija board.	2761	M_Partlett
Thought dating a plastic surgeon was pretty neat until he asked me to watch after his old, big crusty dog	2761	DryFinger7331
"Doors unlocked and windows open; stirs the beast, it's wrath awoken. "	2760	VirtualTitan
My friend said he dodged bullet when he broke up with his ex.	2759	FrothSlagBoi
Scientists have confirmed that several advanced human civilisations disappeared without a trace 4000 years ago.	2759	An_Obscurity_Nodus
“Look mommy, I found a weird looking Easter egg!”, my son said excitedly, racing over to me.	2759	Arkady2009