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One of my daily tasks is to measure the moons distance from Earth using a laser that is bounced off a mirror on the moons surface and timing how long it takes to return.

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The being before me held up two hands indicating "death" and "freedom" before beckoning me to choose.

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The doctor said the narcrosis around the animal bite was normal and most likely due to something venomous but it wasn't deadly.

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My extended family scolds me constantly for shutting out my mom and dad.

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When my boyfriend said his favorite color was pale blue, I thought nothing of it.

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The reason a devil never appears when a person wishes to sell their soul is the human has some form of regret, hesitation, or goodness in their heart.

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Repairing a fence was just one of the many menial tasks I get paid to do as a handyman.

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I closed my eyes for the final time knowing the light at the end of the tunnel was heaven opening its gates for me.

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I screamed in excitement as I opened my new iPhone, given to me by my parents.

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I knew my husband was going to try and play a prank on me when I saw his shadow move across the closed shower curtain.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
One of my daily tasks is to measure the moons distance from Earth using a laser that is bounced off a mirror on the moons surface and timing how long it takes to return.	2764
The being before me held up two hands indicating "death" and "freedom" before beckoning me to choose.	418
The doctor said the narcrosis around the animal bite was normal and most likely due to something venomous but it wasn't deadly.	105
My extended family scolds me constantly for shutting out my mom and dad.	85
When my boyfriend said his favorite color was pale blue, I thought nothing of it.	65
The reason a devil never appears when a person wishes to sell their soul is the human has some form of regret, hesitation, or goodness in their heart.	15
Repairing a fence was just one of the many menial tasks I get paid to do as a handyman.	9
I closed my eyes for the final time knowing the light at the end of the tunnel was heaven opening its gates for me.	6
I screamed in excitement as I opened my new iPhone, given to me by my parents.	4
I knew my husband was going to try and play a prank on me when I saw his shadow move across the closed shower curtain.	1