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"I told you the operation was a complete success"

2667 upvotes • ph30nix01

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AITA for bringing my 3 year old son to my parents for thanksgiving?

2667 upvotes • JumboSnausage

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“Says here you’re feeling a tickle at the back of your throat?”

2667 upvotes • fomaaaaa

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When they launched perfect human memory backup in the clouds, everyone subscribed to the free trial.

2663 upvotes • dw_jb

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"The baby's coming now, honey!" I screamed in agony.

2663 upvotes • In_the_end_there_was

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"Why are you not eating, don't you like what I've prepared?" she asked.

2663 upvotes • ghostmosquito

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The secret to a good marriage is always having almond cookies made.

2663 upvotes • BlueEyedBrunet

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The village had a custom where every fifth child was sailed down the stream to learn from the village of the elders.

2662 upvotes • Monechetti

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I took a side job as Santa, posing for photos with children as they told me what they wanted for Christmas.

2660 upvotes • TheScribeOfTheDead

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“Thank you for your purchase!”

2660 upvotes • NathanAmI

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I told you the operation was a complete success"	2667	ph30nix01
AITA for bringing my 3 year old son to my parents for thanksgiving?	2667	JumboSnausage
“Says here you’re feeling a tickle at the back of your throat?”	2667	fomaaaaa
When they launched perfect human memory backup in the clouds, everyone subscribed to the free trial.	2663	dw_jb
"The baby's coming now, honey!" I screamed in agony.	2663	In_the_end_there_was
"Why are you not eating, don't you like what I've prepared?" she asked.	2663	ghostmosquito
The secret to a good marriage is always having almond cookies made.	2663	BlueEyedBrunet
The village had a custom where every fifth child was sailed down the stream to learn from the village of the elders.	2662	Monechetti
I took a side job as Santa, posing for photos with children as they told me what they wanted for Christmas.	2660	TheScribeOfTheDead
“Thank you for your purchase!”	2660	NathanAmI