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When they launched perfect human memory backup in the clouds, everyone subscribed to the free trial.

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When I noticed a delay between my movement and my image in the mirror, I thought I was going mad.

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Starvation led to the creation of the Meat Exchange as a market for human proteins.

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As I wake up, still drunk and wet, I realized I am covered in a massive amount of blood. My fear escalates as I realized the blood’s not mine...

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I could hear the surgeon joking with the nurse in a heavily accented English, and realized they were making fun of my naked body...

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Last week an old Sputnik 2 capsule was recovered from low earth orbit, inside was the vacuum frozen corpse of Laika, the first dog in space.

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The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

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My brother was always strange.

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FLUX, a social media company, is about to go bust, CEO decides to ’monetize privacy’ by blackmailing users with passively recorded content...

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I got fed up with my wife trying to lose weight with her fashion diets.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When they launched perfect human memory backup in the clouds, everyone subscribed to the free trial.	2663
When I noticed a delay between my movement and my image in the mirror, I thought I was going mad.	52
Starvation led to the creation of the Meat Exchange as a market for human proteins.	31
As I wake up, still drunk and wet, I realized I am covered in a massive amount of blood. My fear escalates as I realized the blood’s not mine...	26
I could hear the surgeon joking with the nurse in a heavily accented English, and realized they were making fun of my naked body...	20
Last week an old Sputnik 2 capsule was recovered from low earth orbit, inside was the vacuum frozen corpse of Laika, the first dog in space.	19
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.	15
My brother was always strange.	14
FLUX, a social media company, is about to go bust, CEO decides to ’monetize privacy’ by blackmailing users with passively recorded content...	14
I got fed up with my wife trying to lose weight with her fashion diets.	13