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I opened up a pretty successful burger stand, and in doing so I’m really helping the community out a lot.

2604 upvotes • kendrickgrande

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It isn’t going to suck itself, is it? I said to my wife. NSFW

2604 upvotes • NoSeaworthiness326

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My dad kept repeating "hi hungry, I am dad", with a huge smile on his face

2603 upvotes • sugar-soad

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The soldiers laughed when I gave them the option to surrender

2603 upvotes • BurningGodzilla1

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"I have been through so much adversity in my life, but I'm really glad I took the plunge, and went abroad to become a nanny"

2603 upvotes • RaptureInRed

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Books are like people, my mom said, you shouldnt judge them by their cover.

2602 upvotes • Rissyntax

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The guy who was holding the "Free Hugs" banner was young and handsome and his hugs were friendly and tight

2599 upvotes • RealMercuryRain

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"What did you do to my daughter?" I screamed at the man I hired for her birthday.

2599 upvotes • derf_vader

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"See, God protected me," screamed the priest in joy when the vampire's fang fell out after he tried to drink blood from him.

2599 upvotes • SuvenPan

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It was finally warm enough to swim in the river, and we couldn’t wait to get out there.

2598 upvotes • IBMadMan

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I opened up a pretty successful burger stand, and in doing so I’m really helping the community out a lot.	2604	kendrickgrande
It isn’t going to suck itself, is it? I said to my wife. NSFW	2604	NoSeaworthiness326
My dad kept repeating "hi hungry, I am dad", with a huge smile on his face	2603	sugar-soad
The soldiers laughed when I gave them the option to surrender	2603	BurningGodzilla1
"I have been through so much adversity in my life, but I'm really glad I took the plunge, and went abroad to become a nanny"	2603	RaptureInRed
Books are like people, my mom said, you shouldnt judge them by their cover.	2602	Rissyntax
The guy who was holding the "Free Hugs" banner was young and handsome and his hugs were friendly and tight	2599	RealMercuryRain
"What did you do to my daughter?" I screamed at the man I hired for her birthday.	2599	derf_vader
"See, God protected me," screamed the priest in joy when the vampire's fang fell out after he tried to drink blood from him.	2599	SuvenPan
It was finally warm enough to swim in the river, and we couldn’t wait to get out there.	2598	IBMadMan