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im not scared that i’ve been seeing missing posters of myself

11545 upvotes • NearDead-Star

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"I agree, abuse is abuse, even if it's a woman doing it to a man" my wife said at the dinner table.

11535 upvotes • Longjumping_Zebra_23

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My Mom always said that my baby brother is an angel.

11519 upvotes • Teeohememwhy

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I laughed in Lucifer's face when he told me the punishment in hell for Nymphomania was eternal sex. NSFW

11518 upvotes • scmower

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I gave my son "Anti-monster spray" in a little bottle, so he would feel safe sleeping alone.

11518 upvotes • Aszkorb

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I was surprised by my ex-wife's nice gesture of sending me a box of chocolates for my 5 years of sobriety anniversary.

11515 upvotes • MadLyne11

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“OK, this is a game where we’ve got 90 seconds to change your clothes, clip your hair and rub this dye into it”

11499 upvotes • KingOfQueens1977

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I watched from the afterlife as my mother, always so outwardly caring and affectionate, was finally convicted of poisoning me.

11488 upvotes • ouroborosfan34

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As I got out of the Ford Police Interceptor and walked towards the cute young woman that I'd pulled over, I reflected that she really wasn't a criminal.

11478 upvotes • theatlanticcampaign

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“I forgot to grab something, I’ll be right back,” said Mom.

11467 upvotes • undflight

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
im not scared that i’ve been seeing missing posters of myself	11545	NearDead-Star
"I agree, abuse is abuse, even if it's a woman doing it to a man" my wife said at the dinner table.	11535	Longjumping_Zebra_23
My Mom always said that my baby brother is an angel.	11519	Teeohememwhy
I laughed in Lucifer's face when he told me the punishment in hell for Nymphomania was eternal sex. NSFW	11518	scmower
I gave my son "Anti-monster spray" in a little bottle, so he would feel safe sleeping alone.	11518	Aszkorb
I was surprised by my ex-wife's nice gesture of sending me a box of chocolates for my 5 years of sobriety anniversary.	11515	MadLyne11
“OK, this is a game where we’ve got 90 seconds to change your clothes, clip your hair and rub this dye into it”	11499	KingOfQueens1977
I watched from the afterlife as my mother, always so outwardly caring and affectionate, was finally convicted of poisoning me.	11488	ouroborosfan34
As I got out of the Ford Police Interceptor and walked towards the cute young woman that I'd pulled over, I reflected that she really wasn't a criminal.	11478	theatlanticcampaign
“I forgot to grab something, I’ll be right back,” said Mom.	11467	undflight