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I asked the genie if me and my friend were really the last people alive on earth, but unfortunately he just said, "nope, just you."

2154 upvotes • TheRealBig_Stinky

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That's the dementia talking, not your mother I told my wife, trying to hide the tears in my eyes.

2154 upvotes • lapsangsouchogn

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“It’s a healthy baby girl!” the doctor exclaimed.

2154 upvotes • blissfullytaken

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Her casual tendency to squish every insect she saw was emblematic of a lifetime of sadistic cruelty.

2153 upvotes • Exemplary_Username

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I normally don’t mind when men cry.

2153 upvotes • Tinker_Witch444

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I have always prided myself in my ability to stay hydrated at all times.

2153 upvotes • Prestigious-bish-17

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I jokingly told the surgeon that she could take whatever she wanted.

2153 upvotes • hiddenone0326

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‘Take the bucket and go fetch more water because this sand won’t stick to make your sandcastle’ I said getting fed up with it all.

2152 upvotes • [deleted]

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Everybody but you was frozen in time for years and the loneliness was intense, but at least you could do what ever you wanted.

2152 upvotes • PhenoMoDom

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Mute with horror as my wife slapped our infant daughter, I grabbed her by the hair and threw her to the ground.

2152 upvotes • Jjustingraham

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I asked the genie if me and my friend were really the last people alive on earth, but unfortunately he just said, "nope, just you."	2154	TheRealBig_Stinky
That's the dementia talking, not your mother I told my wife, trying to hide the tears in my eyes.	2154	lapsangsouchogn
“It’s a healthy baby girl!” the doctor exclaimed.	2154	blissfullytaken
Her casual tendency to squish every insect she saw was emblematic of a lifetime of sadistic cruelty.	2153	Exemplary_Username
I normally don’t mind when men cry.	2153	Tinker_Witch444
I have always prided myself in my ability to stay hydrated at all times.	2153	Prestigious-bish-17
I jokingly told the surgeon that she could take whatever she wanted.	2153	hiddenone0326
‘Take the bucket and go fetch more water because this sand won’t stick to make your sandcastle’ I said getting fed up with it all.	2152	[deleted]
Everybody but you was frozen in time for years and the loneliness was intense, but at least you could do what ever you wanted.	2152	PhenoMoDom
Mute with horror as my wife slapped our infant daughter, I grabbed her by the hair and threw her to the ground.	2152	Jjustingraham