/u/Jjustingraham's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I heard my toddler crying over the baby monitor as my wife tried to calm her down.

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"But I never even met him!" she protested. NSFW

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I couldn't stomach the idea of waking my wife to tell her that our son was face down in his crib face purple, and hideously still.

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I shrieked when my son stumbled into the kitchen, his mouth a shredded, bloody hole, shattered teeth clenched in a loose fist.

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Mute with horror as my wife slapped our infant daughter, I grabbed her by the hair and threw her to the ground.

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DANGER - DO NOT GO BEYOND THIS POINT, YOU WILL DIE

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I patted my grandmother's head as she begged me not to leave, terrified that the wicked witch, cowardly lion, tin soldier and scarecrow would return in the night to hurt her again.

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To my horror, the asshole I shot in the head not only survived, but was brought to my ER.

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I screamed as they held me down, tore through my flesh and started sawing at my bones.

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As I thrust my staff into the mud, the sea opened up in front of us like a flower, revealing a path into the darkness.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I heard my toddler crying over the baby monitor as my wife tried to calm her down.	7408
"But I never even met him!" she protested. NSFW	3642
I couldn't stomach the idea of waking my wife to tell her that our son was face down in his crib face purple, and hideously still.	3562
I shrieked when my son stumbled into the kitchen, his mouth a shredded, bloody hole, shattered teeth clenched in a loose fist.	2551
Mute with horror as my wife slapped our infant daughter, I grabbed her by the hair and threw her to the ground.	2152
DANGER - DO NOT GO BEYOND THIS POINT, YOU WILL DIE	1509
I patted my grandmother's head as she begged me not to leave, terrified that the wicked witch, cowardly lion, tin soldier and scarecrow would return in the night to hurt her again.	1485
To my horror, the asshole I shot in the head not only survived, but was brought to my ER.	1234
I screamed as they held me down, tore through my flesh and started sawing at my bones.	933
As I thrust my staff into the mud, the sea opened up in front of us like a flower, revealing a path into the darkness.	932