/u/Jjustingraham's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I resisted the urge to scream in horror as he lifted my still beating heart out of my chest and held it aloft.

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When I heard the news reports that the dead were rising, I scoffed and continued getting ready for work.

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I keep trying to post, but no matter how many times I press the button to prove I'm not a robot, it rejects my story immediately.

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After my daughter was murdered, we were able to gather just enough of her DNA from around the house to clone her.

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Raised in a strictly religious household, I politely declined when I was offered strong spirits at the holiday party.

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I rolled my eyes as the medium expertly changed her voice, pretending to be my long dead father.

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As she begin to sew my wife back up, I jokingly asked the nurse if she could slip in "a husband stitch" before she punched me in the face. NSFW

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Discovering immortality has been a boon for the pro-life crowd.

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"If anybody has seen our little girl, please tell us where she is, we just want her at home with us."

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Sick of my douchebag brother's constant stream of homophobic abuse, I chucked his vape pen out of the window while Mom was driving.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I resisted the urge to scream in horror as he lifted my still beating heart out of my chest and held it aloft.	711
When I heard the news reports that the dead were rising, I scoffed and continued getting ready for work.	703
I keep trying to post, but no matter how many times I press the button to prove I'm not a robot, it rejects my story immediately.	647
After my daughter was murdered, we were able to gather just enough of her DNA from around the house to clone her.	547
Raised in a strictly religious household, I politely declined when I was offered strong spirits at the holiday party.	332
I rolled my eyes as the medium expertly changed her voice, pretending to be my long dead father.	305
As she begin to sew my wife back up, I jokingly asked the nurse if she could slip in "a husband stitch" before she punched me in the face. NSFW	226
Discovering immortality has been a boon for the pro-life crowd.	176
"If anybody has seen our little girl, please tell us where she is, we just want her at home with us."	165
Sick of my douchebag brother's constant stream of homophobic abuse, I chucked his vape pen out of the window while Mom was driving.	158