/r/TwoSentenceHorror

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

As a former astronaut and submariner, I say with confidence space and the ocean are very similar:

2125 upvotes • TheBigGaeey

Mark as read: Add to a list

Every time the arresting officers question me about the murder I didn’t commit, I nod and shout “Yes!”.

2125 upvotes • GuyAwks

Mark as read: Add to a list

I was worried the trip we were about to go on would be a waste of time so I asked a fortune teller if it would matter.

2125 upvotes • WiseOldChicken

Mark as read: Add to a list

Once you take your final breath, it can take up to 6 minutes for the brain to fully die.

2125 upvotes • lord_kristivas

Mark as read: Add to a list

"You mean you're just... firing me?" I shouted in disbelief.

2123 upvotes • Fleetlord

Mark as read: Add to a list

Most children start resisting at some point when I lead them to the van from the playground.

2123 upvotes • Conansson

Mark as read: Add to a list

“Per our agreement, I, the monster in your closet, will cause you no harm.”

2122 upvotes • tommymaggots

Mark as read: Add to a list

My breath slowly haltered as the minutes passed.

2122 upvotes • aaronpc07

Mark as read: Add to a list

I went home with a guy to find 12 notches carved into his bed post, “I promise, they aren’t from women I’ve slept with,” he said.

2121 upvotes • Free-Giraffe8160

Mark as read: Add to a list

For the longest time, us prisoners would be severely punished if we were found in possession of crude weapons like sharpened toothbrushes.

2121 upvotes • SleepiiFoxGirl

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As a former astronaut and submariner, I say with confidence space and the ocean are very similar:	2125	TheBigGaeey
Every time the arresting officers question me about the murder I didn’t commit, I nod and shout “Yes!”.	2125	GuyAwks
I was worried the trip we were about to go on would be a waste of time so I asked a fortune teller if it would matter.	2125	WiseOldChicken
Once you take your final breath, it can take up to 6 minutes for the brain to fully die.	2125	lord_kristivas
"You mean you're just... firing me?" I shouted in disbelief.	2123	Fleetlord
Most children start resisting at some point when I lead them to the van from the playground.	2123	Conansson
“Per our agreement, I, the monster in your closet, will cause you no harm.”	2122	tommymaggots
My breath slowly haltered as the minutes passed.	2122	aaronpc07
I went home with a guy to find 12 notches carved into his bed post, “I promise, they aren’t from women I’ve slept with,” he said.	2121	Free-Giraffe8160
For the longest time, us prisoners would be severely punished if we were found in possession of crude weapons like sharpened toothbrushes.	2121	SleepiiFoxGirl