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I was excited for my first Thanksgiving with the in laws, and clearly my husband was too.

2120 upvotes • Christmas621

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I stacked the headless bodies of my entire family upon the altar as a gift and then prepared the contract for Satan.

2120 upvotes • Ok-Conversation-10

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My teacher once asked me, "if 20 crows were sitting on a tree and I fired a shot and killed one crow then how many crows will remain on the tree?"

2120 upvotes • SuvenPan

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“It’s just sleep paralysis, it’ll pass.” I thought to myself.

2119 upvotes • andrewkd

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"The atrocities of the 1940s were horrific, but at least if it happened again we'd see the warning signs before it was too late"

2119 upvotes • Urbenmyth

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The cars tires spun uselessly in the snow just feet from the charging station as emergency mode began shutting down all non essential features to conserve power.

2119 upvotes • [deleted]

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I cried and screamed as the village elders dragged away my sister under the accusation she was a man eating witch.

2118 upvotes • GrantGorewood

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Although barking from my dog usually annoyed me at night, last night was so quiet that I could hear my son walking around.

2117 upvotes • KangarooDense

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"I don't think I can continue with the sacrifices" I wrote on the typewriter

2117 upvotes • gay_houseplant

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"The toothfairy might be our last option to get a pony."

2117 upvotes • Frazzledragon

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was excited for my first Thanksgiving with the in laws, and clearly my husband was too.	2120	Christmas621
I stacked the headless bodies of my entire family upon the altar as a gift and then prepared the contract for Satan.	2120	Ok-Conversation-10
My teacher once asked me, "if 20 crows were sitting on a tree and I fired a shot and killed one crow then how many crows will remain on the tree?"	2120	SuvenPan
“It’s just sleep paralysis, it’ll pass.” I thought to myself.	2119	andrewkd
"The atrocities of the 1940s were horrific, but at least if it happened again we'd see the warning signs before it was too late"	2119	Urbenmyth
The cars tires spun uselessly in the snow just feet from the charging station as emergency mode began shutting down all non essential features to conserve power.	2119	[deleted]
I cried and screamed as the village elders dragged away my sister under the accusation she was a man eating witch.	2118	GrantGorewood
Although barking from my dog usually annoyed me at night, last night was so quiet that I could hear my son walking around.	2117	KangarooDense
"I don't think I can continue with the sacrifices" I wrote on the typewriter	2117	gay_houseplant
"The toothfairy might be our last option to get a pony."	2117	Frazzledragon