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My new boyfriend mentioned he loves getting head.

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"The toothfairy might be our last option to get a pony."

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"Look, our little girl lost another tooth!", my wife smiled, while she showed it to me in her open palm.

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"If I ever suffer from dementia, just kill me.", my grandmother said, frowning deeply.

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I woke up early during my surgery.

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I pulled the blanket over my head, it would protect me from the monster.

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I am in love with an adorable vampire girl, who tears up when she has to feed on the blood I bring her.

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I don't know if I am any good at being a farmer.

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"Look, our little girl lost another tooth!", my wife smiled, as she showed it to me in her open palm.

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"Look, our little girl lost another tooth!", my wife smiled, while she showed it to me in her open palm.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My new boyfriend mentioned he loves getting head.	3101
"The toothfairy might be our last option to get a pony."	2117
"Look, our little girl lost another tooth!", my wife smiled, while she showed it to me in her open palm.	209
"If I ever suffer from dementia, just kill me.", my grandmother said, frowning deeply.	190
I woke up early during my surgery.	112
I pulled the blanket over my head, it would protect me from the monster.	81
I am in love with an adorable vampire girl, who tears up when she has to feed on the blood I bring her.	19
I don't know if I am any good at being a farmer.	15
"Look, our little girl lost another tooth!", my wife smiled, as she showed it to me in her open palm.	1
"Look, our little girl lost another tooth!", my wife smiled, while she showed it to me in her open palm.	1