/r/TwoSentenceHorror
“You know, I heard the college will let you automatically pass your courses if you go through something tragic, like your roommate dying”
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Heavy Extra Ham And Sausage And Garlic UnderNeath Pepperoni, Lots of Extra Anchovies, Some Extra Sauce, Extra Napkins, Dressing, Heaps of Extra Little Peppers.
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I got a call from my daughter saying she was depressed so drove back home, only to find her lifeless body with her head splattered everywhere.
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My ex wife Susan threatened multiple times to sell or maim my beautiful African Grey parrot Lucy because it 'talked too much'.
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