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“Do you, Mary, take Stephen to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?”

1927 upvotes • Robotguy39

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Ma used to tell me that we bow our heads in church out of respect—that looking up during prayer is like looking God in the face.

1927 upvotes • NaturalCausesMaybe

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My roommate, a ventriloquist with an annoying sense of humor, just will not shut up.

1927 upvotes • Professional_Denizen

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Holes in the floors, holes in the walls, holes where people's faces used to be.

1926 upvotes • Ingeniousskull

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The 2nd-scariest thing I've ever seen my friend do is shoot himself in the head playing Russian roulette.

1926 upvotes • Casca_In_Red

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Healthcare is expensive, so sometimes I switch a patient’s blood with mine.

1925 upvotes • Arad0rk

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The earth finally starts to turn greener.

1925 upvotes • Affectionate-Ball-35

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Today I’m going to meet my long-lost sister!

1923 upvotes • _Explosive_Muffin_

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Growing up, my father made both my mother and I address him as “Daddy”.

1923 upvotes • Rainshine93

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Jigsaw’s voice crackled over the loudspeaker: “The nine of you have one minute to divide that birthday cake evenly amongst yourselves.”

1921 upvotes • GT_Knight

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Do you, Mary, take Stephen to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?”	1927	Robotguy39
Ma used to tell me that we bow our heads in church out of respect—that looking up during prayer is like looking God in the face.	1927	NaturalCausesMaybe
My roommate, a ventriloquist with an annoying sense of humor, just will not shut up.	1927	Professional_Denizen
Holes in the floors, holes in the walls, holes where people's faces used to be.	1926	Ingeniousskull
The 2nd-scariest thing I've ever seen my friend do is shoot himself in the head playing Russian roulette.	1926	Casca_In_Red
Healthcare is expensive, so sometimes I switch a patient’s blood with mine.	1925	Arad0rk
The earth finally starts to turn greener.	1925	Affectionate-Ball-35
Today I’m going to meet my long-lost sister!	1923	_Explosive_Muffin_
Growing up, my father made both my mother and I address him as “Daddy”.	1923	Rainshine93
Jigsaw’s voice crackled over the loudspeaker: “The nine of you have one minute to divide that birthday cake evenly amongst yourselves.”	1921	GT_Knight