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The 2nd-scariest thing I've ever seen my friend do is shoot himself in the head playing Russian roulette.

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My friends assured me that statistically, it was nearly impossible to die from a shark attack.

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I thought it was cute when the AI readout of our farm's new autonomous combine said that it enjoyed the taste of wheat.

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There were many protests when the first fully autonomous drone soldiers were introduced.

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It's the perfect island getaway: pristine beaches, bath-warm water, and all the coconuts you can eat.

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As the invasion progressed, we were able to conclude that the aliens could mimic a person perfectly save one key feature: they retained their sharp teeth.

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"Enjoy," said the driver from Paphomet's Pizza in a flat voice.

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There's a zombie in my mirror.

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My friends always told me to not throw banana peels away, or I'd get eaten but the Big Banana.

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I thought the cherry ice cream tasted a little strange, but tried to shrug it off.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The 2nd-scariest thing I've ever seen my friend do is shoot himself in the head playing Russian roulette.	1926
My friends assured me that statistically, it was nearly impossible to die from a shark attack.	516
I thought it was cute when the AI readout of our farm's new autonomous combine said that it enjoyed the taste of wheat.	375
There were many protests when the first fully autonomous drone soldiers were introduced.	374
It's the perfect island getaway: pristine beaches, bath-warm water, and all the coconuts you can eat.	369
As the invasion progressed, we were able to conclude that the aliens could mimic a person perfectly save one key feature: they retained their sharp teeth.	45
"Enjoy," said the driver from Paphomet's Pizza in a flat voice.	12
There's a zombie in my mirror.	5
My friends always told me to not throw banana peels away, or I'd get eaten but the Big Banana.	2
I thought the cherry ice cream tasted a little strange, but tried to shrug it off.	1