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After all of these years, I finally managed to time travel to 1992, so that I can live out the next 28 years in peace.

1905 upvotes • Skye_hai_bai

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I told the genie I wished for my dad to die.

1905 upvotes • celerysoup39

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After buying our first home my wife and I decided to get ourselves a dog.

1905 upvotes • Hankhoff

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When I came to Hell, they gave me a beautiful house to live in that I could never leave and said that the walls will be repainted every year.

1904 upvotes • sandlizzard

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The machine that I designed to understand animal's thoughts was a complete success

1904 upvotes • JohnnyBlanco69

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After a long wait, the results came in, and confirms it.

1904 upvotes • ArzelockPizzaMaster

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My Favorite Part of Working on the International Space Station is getting to look down at Earth Through the Big Round Window.

1904 upvotes • SevenBall

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My son always rips apart his drawings if he doesn't like them.

1903 upvotes • aayan_

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Don’t tell my husband, but sometimes when I dress my twin girls in matching outfits I have to mark one of their arms with a sharpie to tell them apart.

1903 upvotes • clandestinelemons

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I told the genie "I never want to age."

1903 upvotes • gusty_state

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After all of these years, I finally managed to time travel to 1992, so that I can live out the next 28 years in peace.	1905	Skye_hai_bai
I told the genie I wished for my dad to die.	1905	celerysoup39
After buying our first home my wife and I decided to get ourselves a dog.	1905	Hankhoff
When I came to Hell, they gave me a beautiful house to live in that I could never leave and said that the walls will be repainted every year.	1904	sandlizzard
The machine that I designed to understand animal's thoughts was a complete success	1904	JohnnyBlanco69
After a long wait, the results came in, and confirms it.	1904	ArzelockPizzaMaster
My Favorite Part of Working on the International Space Station is getting to look down at Earth Through the Big Round Window.	1904	SevenBall
My son always rips apart his drawings if he doesn't like them.	1903	aayan_
Don’t tell my husband, but sometimes when I dress my twin girls in matching outfits I have to mark one of their arms with a sharpie to tell them apart.	1903	clandestinelemons
I told the genie "I never want to age."	1903	gusty_state