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My nose bled all over my knee brace, so I was late to my Zoom class and had to ask the professor to repeat what I missed.

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There’s an old superstition that says if your ears are ringing, it means someone’s talking about you.

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Don’t tell my husband, but sometimes when I dress my twin girls in matching outfits I have to mark one of their arms with a sharpie to tell them apart.

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When the doctor asked the nurse to prep the patient in room 289 for a heart transplant, she replied “you mixed up the charts, he’s just here for for a femur fracture.”

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My boyfriend is the sweetest, he always leaves little love notes around my apartment for me to find.

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My parents always said I’d never make anything of myself, but I performed surgery today.

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I turned on the TV to see news coverage of a memorial service for the local high school.

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The car on the other side of the road flashed their headlights twice to warn us that there were police up ahead.

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“It’s a family heirloom, hand-painted by your great grandmother and passed down for generations,” my mother told me when she first fastened the watch around my wrist.

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“Great, ANOTHER power outage” I thought to myself as the lights suddenly went out.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My nose bled all over my knee brace, so I was late to my Zoom class and had to ask the professor to repeat what I missed.	4086
There’s an old superstition that says if your ears are ringing, it means someone’s talking about you.	2233
Don’t tell my husband, but sometimes when I dress my twin girls in matching outfits I have to mark one of their arms with a sharpie to tell them apart.	1903
When the doctor asked the nurse to prep the patient in room 289 for a heart transplant, she replied “you mixed up the charts, he’s just here for for a femur fracture.”	625
My boyfriend is the sweetest, he always leaves little love notes around my apartment for me to find.	534
My parents always said I’d never make anything of myself, but I performed surgery today.	274
I turned on the TV to see news coverage of a memorial service for the local high school.	199
The car on the other side of the road flashed their headlights twice to warn us that there were police up ahead.	182
“It’s a family heirloom, hand-painted by your great grandmother and passed down for generations,” my mother told me when she first fastened the watch around my wrist.	111
“Great, ANOTHER power outage” I thought to myself as the lights suddenly went out.	94