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My nose bled all over my knee brace, so I was late to my Zoom class and had to ask the professor to repeat what I missed.
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There’s an old superstition that says if your ears are ringing, it means someone’s talking about you.
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Don’t tell my husband, but sometimes when I dress my twin girls in matching outfits I have to mark one of their arms with a sharpie to tell them apart.
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“This is it, my dream! The moment I’ve been busting my ass all these years for!” I took a deep breath and opened the envelope.
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When the doctor asked the nurse to prep the patient in room 289 for a heart transplant, she replied “you mixed up the charts, he’s just here for for a femur fracture.”
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My boyfriend is the sweetest, he always leaves little love notes around my apartment for me to find.
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I never really believed those people who say adrenaline clears their head, but I finally understand.
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