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My older brother is about to become a father.

1769 upvotes • GreenWammingo

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I’m not ashamed to admit I shed a few tears while pissing out those kidney stones, but getting them out wasn’t the worst part.

1769 upvotes • camxcold

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My great-great-grandfather accidentally killed me.

1769 upvotes • tayesaire

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The once distracting patient soon became no more than a distant memory for the asylum staff after he was transferred to the padded cell deep in the basement

1768 upvotes • [deleted]

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"I had a crazy dream that you stabbed me to death and then hung yourself!" my girlfriend sobbed into my shoulder as I held her.

1767 upvotes • a-little-less-des

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I really don’t like the way your boyfriend treats you.

1767 upvotes • LilGazpacho

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I didn't know what to say to my son as we buried the family dog in the yard.

1767 upvotes • evilcreampuff

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"So you see, this is why I recommend you buy our premium home security package," I barely finished the sentence before the homeowner slammed the door in my face.

1767 upvotes • Exxile4000

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I was trying to find something my boss needed, but I accidentally walked in on my Coworker having sex.

1767 upvotes • Mystic-Di1do

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After the nuclear explosion, I was really bothered by the ants running around my shelter.

1767 upvotes • No-Cod-776

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My older brother is about to become a father.	1769	GreenWammingo
I’m not ashamed to admit I shed a few tears while pissing out those kidney stones, but getting them out wasn’t the worst part.	1769	camxcold
My great-great-grandfather accidentally killed me.	1769	tayesaire
The once distracting patient soon became no more than a distant memory for the asylum staff after he was transferred to the padded cell deep in the basement	1768	[deleted]
"I had a crazy dream that you stabbed me to death and then hung yourself!" my girlfriend sobbed into my shoulder as I held her.	1767	a-little-less-des
I really don’t like the way your boyfriend treats you.	1767	LilGazpacho
I didn't know what to say to my son as we buried the family dog in the yard.	1767	evilcreampuff
"So you see, this is why I recommend you buy our premium home security package," I barely finished the sentence before the homeowner slammed the door in my face.	1767	Exxile4000
I was trying to find something my boss needed, but I accidentally walked in on my Coworker having sex.	1767	Mystic-Di1do
After the nuclear explosion, I was really bothered by the ants running around my shelter.	1767	No-Cod-776