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"This pill will kill you, this one will make you forget your family."

1766 upvotes • reddish_kangaroo

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As a lonely teenager, I tried to kiss my reflection one time.

1766 upvotes • Errereerree

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"It's not FAIR," my four-year-old sobbed. "Why does HE get one and I don't?"

1765 upvotes • outofregsundershirt

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Each bubble his daughter blew in his direction popped.

1765 upvotes • justadair

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"I put the big sack of meat in the freezer so it doesn't spoil," I told my horrified wife.

1765 upvotes • IggyStop2021

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I awoke from my nightmare with a bloodcurdling scream.

1764 upvotes • irvingstreet

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Once we bombarded the Russian opposition at Osowiec with a cocktail of poisons, we thought we had them beat.

1764 upvotes • Professor_Hazel

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On the twelfth day stuck on the Island, we finally resorted to sacrificing one of the adults so that the rest of us could eat.

1763 upvotes • Eric-Orwell-Blair

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I've learned to live with the ringing in my ears.

1763 upvotes • BadAshMFer

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“Remember don’t peek, it’s a surprise”, said my parents coldly.

1763 upvotes • Jojoisbestboi

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"This pill will kill you, this one will make you forget your family."	1766	reddish_kangaroo
As a lonely teenager, I tried to kiss my reflection one time.	1766	Errereerree
"It's not FAIR," my four-year-old sobbed. "Why does HE get one and I don't?"	1765	outofregsundershirt
Each bubble his daughter blew in his direction popped.	1765	justadair
"I put the big sack of meat in the freezer so it doesn't spoil," I told my horrified wife.	1765	IggyStop2021
I awoke from my nightmare with a bloodcurdling scream.	1764	irvingstreet
Once we bombarded the Russian opposition at Osowiec with a cocktail of poisons, we thought we had them beat.	1764	Professor_Hazel
On the twelfth day stuck on the Island, we finally resorted to sacrificing one of the adults so that the rest of us could eat.	1763	Eric-Orwell-Blair
I've learned to live with the ringing in my ears.	1763	BadAshMFer
“Remember don’t peek, it’s a surprise”, said my parents coldly.	1763	Jojoisbestboi