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“Honey, no matter what you hear from upstairs, don’t go up there,” my mom called from the basement.

1763 upvotes • ThenSterz

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she held onto the floating piece of wood, heaving a sigh of relief as she floated further and further away from the zombies.

1763 upvotes • pls8ball

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Sick and tired of this racist, oppressive shithole, I wished to become a black King.

1763 upvotes • TaliGrayson

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"You're an evil person and deserve the full weight of the law," the judge said.

1762 upvotes • hernanredrum

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My doctor said the pills had no side effects.

1762 upvotes • Murdered-Elegantly

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When I went to fix myself a bowl of cereal, I was dismayed to find that we had run out of milk the night before.

1762 upvotes • Possible_Ad1381

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I reluctantly brought my results to my parents, but they read it with sheer happiness...

1761 upvotes • WoodenPiano

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When I arrived at my new job this morning, I put my things away and readied a pen and paper to check the answering machine.

1761 upvotes • FluffyALaMode

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"Jeff, you idiot, I told you that's not how bleach works!"

1760 upvotes • A_Vespertine

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“I found Waldo,” I said, looking at the computer screen.

1759 upvotes • stickfigurescalamity

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Honey, no matter what you hear from upstairs, don’t go up there,” my mom called from the basement.	1763	ThenSterz
she held onto the floating piece of wood, heaving a sigh of relief as she floated further and further away from the zombies.	1763	pls8ball
Sick and tired of this racist, oppressive shithole, I wished to become a black King.	1763	TaliGrayson
"You're an evil person and deserve the full weight of the law," the judge said.	1762	hernanredrum
My doctor said the pills had no side effects.	1762	Murdered-Elegantly
When I went to fix myself a bowl of cereal, I was dismayed to find that we had run out of milk the night before.	1762	Possible_Ad1381
I reluctantly brought my results to my parents, but they read it with sheer happiness...	1761	WoodenPiano
When I arrived at my new job this morning, I put my things away and readied a pen and paper to check the answering machine.	1761	FluffyALaMode
"Jeff, you idiot, I told you that's not how bleach works!"	1760	A_Vespertine
“I found Waldo,” I said, looking at the computer screen.	1759	stickfigurescalamity