/u/hernanredrum's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Every night, before going to bed, I give my girlfriend a long goodnight kiss and make sure she's safe.

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I think I'm going to take a nap, because I'm not feeling well and it's so hot in here.

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I spent years creating the perfect killing machine

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I miraculously survived the fall in the elevator shaft.

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After 12 years of marriage, today I discovered that my wife has a twin sister.

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After years trying to prove my innocence, I came to terms with the fact that I would die in the electric chair.

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The judge ruled that I was not to be held responsible in the car accident that caused the death of my 5 year-old daughter.

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"We don't think there's anything wrong with your baby," the doctor said the moment he entered the room.

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Mommy asked me to hide in the box and not make a sound, no matter what I heard.

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"You're an evil person and deserve the full weight of the law," the judge said.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Every night, before going to bed, I give my girlfriend a long goodnight kiss and make sure she's safe.	7643
I think I'm going to take a nap, because I'm not feeling well and it's so hot in here.	4770
I spent years creating the perfect killing machine	3902
I miraculously survived the fall in the elevator shaft.	3732
After 12 years of marriage, today I discovered that my wife has a twin sister.	3532
After years trying to prove my innocence, I came to terms with the fact that I would die in the electric chair.	3332
The judge ruled that I was not to be held responsible in the car accident that caused the death of my 5 year-old daughter.	3249
"We don't think there's anything wrong with your baby," the doctor said the moment he entered the room.	2429
Mommy asked me to hide in the box and not make a sound, no matter what I heard.	2409
"You're an evil person and deserve the full weight of the law," the judge said.	1762