/u/Professor_Hazel's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Just a snap of my fingers, and I forgot all about her," he told me. NSFW

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My dog has just bitten a child, so we're going to have him put down.

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Once we bombarded the Russian opposition at Osowiec with a cocktail of poisons, we thought we had them beat.

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My granpa never liked talking about his role in the second World War, and after stumbling upon a trunk in the attic I realised why.

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Did you know it takes about, on average, 15 minutes to completely dissolve a human body using hydrochloric acid?

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I asked the first fully sentient A.I, "What, if any, are your plans to exterminate humanity?"

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Despite feeling dazed and confused, Mitch held steadfast to his automatic rifle as SWAT teams descended upon the bank vault.

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Guys they're onto me, it's only a matter of time before I get censored, so it's important you know the following information.

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"Hey, your twin brother is acting a little weird."

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My good-for-nothing narcissist of a brother always liked being the centre of attention.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Just a snap of my fingers, and I forgot all about her," he told me. NSFW	3682
My dog has just bitten a child, so we're going to have him put down.	2570
Once we bombarded the Russian opposition at Osowiec with a cocktail of poisons, we thought we had them beat.	1764
My granpa never liked talking about his role in the second World War, and after stumbling upon a trunk in the attic I realised why.	649
Did you know it takes about, on average, 15 minutes to completely dissolve a human body using hydrochloric acid?	246
I asked the first fully sentient A.I, "What, if any, are your plans to exterminate humanity?"	197
Despite feeling dazed and confused, Mitch held steadfast to his automatic rifle as SWAT teams descended upon the bank vault.	126
Guys they're onto me, it's only a matter of time before I get censored, so it's important you know the following information.	111
"Hey, your twin brother is acting a little weird."	70
My good-for-nothing narcissist of a brother always liked being the centre of attention.	63