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Only show posts with narrations

I’ve always enjoyed Amazon’s return policy

1750 upvotes • Reddituser0346

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The witch told me if I didn't pass on the cursed object she's gonna hurt everyone I love.

1749 upvotes • [deleted]

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As a foreigner, I struggled to read the warning, "Do.. not.. lean... over... the... fence"

1748 upvotes • noturusualguy

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Whenever I used the restroom, I would always pull back the shower curtain to make sure nobody was behind it.

1748 upvotes • [deleted]

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I finally came out of the closet.

1746 upvotes • JustAnotherMumbler

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My post was removed by an admin because he thought the murder line was unoriginal.

1746 upvotes • PointlessPoem

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After seeing that rude asshole and his girlfriend finally leave, I went to grab the slip, already sure that they stiffed me.

1746 upvotes • Jakeh7494

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"I have NOTHING on underneath" she said seductively,as she opened her full length fur coat

1745 upvotes • kowalski655

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One of my friends said “No way I lost, let’s do a rematch!”

1745 upvotes • Terrapapers

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I was so happy when my teacher said he would email my parents about my “amazing progress and attitude to learning”.

1745 upvotes • Tall_Rainbow_

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’ve always enjoyed Amazon’s return policy	1750	Reddituser0346
The witch told me if I didn't pass on the cursed object she's gonna hurt everyone I love.	1749	[deleted]
As a foreigner, I struggled to read the warning, "Do.. not.. lean... over... the... fence"	1748	noturusualguy
Whenever I used the restroom, I would always pull back the shower curtain to make sure nobody was behind it.	1748	[deleted]
I finally came out of the closet.	1746	JustAnotherMumbler
My post was removed by an admin because he thought the murder line was unoriginal.	1746	PointlessPoem
After seeing that rude asshole and his girlfriend finally leave, I went to grab the slip, already sure that they stiffed me.	1746	Jakeh7494
"I have NOTHING on underneath" she said seductively,as she opened her full length fur coat	1745	kowalski655
One of my friends said “No way I lost, let’s do a rematch!”	1745	Terrapapers
I was so happy when my teacher said he would email my parents about my “amazing progress and attitude to learning”.	1745	Tall_Rainbow_