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I've always known that my father hated me, so I wasn't surprised when he knocked me out and took the last lifeboat to save himself.

1562 upvotes • TryHardKenichi

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I fondly remember hearing "your wish has been granted" after I asked that genie for immortality.

1562 upvotes • paegus

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I always wonder why I can only recall moments of my life when I’m staring at my mirror...

1562 upvotes • Stamos_Leandros

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I thought I was a strong person, never letting my schizophrenia hurt me, always denying my hallucinations.

1561 upvotes • Writer_On_a_Perch

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After laying hands on me yet again, I had no choice but to call the police.

1561 upvotes • Jakeh7494

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Any two-bit magician can summon a demon, but I'd never seen someone summon an angel.

1560 upvotes • LincBtG

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Exhausted, she leans in and whispers into my ear " I haven't been fucked like that in 17 years." NSFW

1560 upvotes • impressivebeef

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The bomb was never supposed to be used but, in the end, there was no other option.

1560 upvotes • Pudenator

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The puppy wagged its tail with excitement as its new owner raised his arm and held out a long wooden stick.

1560 upvotes • CORVlN

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When the detective called and said he found my wife's remains, I asked him why the state police had called to say the same thing earlier.

1560 upvotes • Monechetti

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I've always known that my father hated me, so I wasn't surprised when he knocked me out and took the last lifeboat to save himself.	1562	TryHardKenichi
I fondly remember hearing "your wish has been granted" after I asked that genie for immortality.	1562	paegus
I always wonder why I can only recall moments of my life when I’m staring at my mirror...	1562	Stamos_Leandros
I thought I was a strong person, never letting my schizophrenia hurt me, always denying my hallucinations.	1561	Writer_On_a_Perch
After laying hands on me yet again, I had no choice but to call the police.	1561	Jakeh7494
Any two-bit magician can summon a demon, but I'd never seen someone summon an angel.	1560	LincBtG
Exhausted, she leans in and whispers into my ear " I haven't been fucked like that in 17 years." NSFW	1560	impressivebeef
The bomb was never supposed to be used but, in the end, there was no other option.	1560	Pudenator
The puppy wagged its tail with excitement as its new owner raised his arm and held out a long wooden stick.	1560	CORVlN
When the detective called and said he found my wife's remains, I asked him why the state police had called to say the same thing earlier.	1560	Monechetti