/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My dad came home from work late night and hugged me as he came in.

1503 upvotes • Joshdabozz2003

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I told the genie that I would want to never gain weight again

1503 upvotes • dickhater4000

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Strangely, the next step in the possession ritual involved stumbling upon a seemingly out of context Reddit post.

1503 upvotes • ndoyharcabal

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The little mermaid saved the Prince from drowning, dragging his body to the beach

1503 upvotes • DsFluffy

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When I saw that the grand prize for the tournament was $1 million, I knew this was my chance to hit big.

1503 upvotes • Jellycaine

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Every time I look in the mirror, the woman looking back disgusts me.

1502 upvotes • VeryLastCzarnian

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My mother just would not stop telling me, "The definition of insanity is performing the same action and expecting a different result." NSFW

1502 upvotes • Nonyflah

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As I was stuck in the Cretaceous period, I thought I would be safe if I stuck with the herbivores.

1501 upvotes • therizinosaurs

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I have children in every state but one.

1500 upvotes • justadair

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The two hunters clinked their beers together in congratulations for another successful hunt as they pulled their prey out of the truck.

1499 upvotes • Someoneoverthere42

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My dad came home from work late night and hugged me as he came in.	1503	Joshdabozz2003
I told the genie that I would want to never gain weight again	1503	dickhater4000
Strangely, the next step in the possession ritual involved stumbling upon a seemingly out of context Reddit post.	1503	ndoyharcabal
The little mermaid saved the Prince from drowning, dragging his body to the beach	1503	DsFluffy
When I saw that the grand prize for the tournament was $1 million, I knew this was my chance to hit big.	1503	Jellycaine
Every time I look in the mirror, the woman looking back disgusts me.	1502	VeryLastCzarnian
My mother just would not stop telling me, "The definition of insanity is performing the same action and expecting a different result." NSFW	1502	Nonyflah
As I was stuck in the Cretaceous period, I thought I would be safe if I stuck with the herbivores.	1501	therizinosaurs
I have children in every state but one.	1500	justadair
The two hunters clinked their beers together in congratulations for another successful hunt as they pulled their prey out of the truck.	1499	Someoneoverthere42