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“I love you,” my husband said to me, causing me to turn around and smile at him.

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Ever since her twin sister died, my wife has been acting a lot different.

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When I discovered my daughter had an OnlyFans, I made her delete it, like any dad should.

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Tomorrow is my birthday and hopefully I can reach 80.

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After slipping the pills into her drink, all I had to do was wait so I could finally get what I wanted.

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The aliens finally invaded earth, and the humans never even noticed.

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As I sit in the padded room, they tell me that despite my memories I never had a wife, so I look at my ring-less finger.

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“You’re a fucking pig,” she said, pushing me off of her after I came on her face. NSFW

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I shook the 8 ball vigorously, and froze in confusion when it revealed the words “Wake up.”

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“Please don’t kill me, I have a family!” I pleaded with the masked assailant.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“I love you,” my husband said to me, causing me to turn around and smile at him.	13391
Ever since her twin sister died, my wife has been acting a lot different.	8290
When I discovered my daughter had an OnlyFans, I made her delete it, like any dad should.	7132
Tomorrow is my birthday and hopefully I can reach 80.	6961
After slipping the pills into her drink, all I had to do was wait so I could finally get what I wanted.	6751
The aliens finally invaded earth, and the humans never even noticed.	6567
As I sit in the padded room, they tell me that despite my memories I never had a wife, so I look at my ring-less finger.	6023
“You’re a fucking pig,” she said, pushing me off of her after I came on her face. NSFW	5832
I shook the 8 ball vigorously, and froze in confusion when it revealed the words “Wake up.”	5476
“Please don’t kill me, I have a family!” I pleaded with the masked assailant.	4649