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“There’s plenty of fish in the sea,” I told my son after his breakup.

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When my phone didn’t recognize my face, I quickly called my therapist.

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“Please let me go and I won’t tell anyone, I promise,” I told my kidnapper.

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After losing connection to all satellites, we aimlessly floated through space until, luckily, we found our way back home.

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I was in the kitchen when I heard screaming coming from upstairs.

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When communications failed to come back from the submersible, people figured they were good as dead.

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When the shoreline began receding, people panicked and began to flee.

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When I saw my uncle standing at the bus stop instead of my parents, I instantly began to panic.

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I was extremely drunk and wanted to go to the liquor store, but my wife hid my keys from me.

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The last thing my ex ever said to me was "It's over, Justin, so don't ever contact me again," and her words were playing in my mind as I approached her for the first time in years.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“There’s plenty of fish in the sea,” I told my son after his breakup.	39
When my phone didn’t recognize my face, I quickly called my therapist.	38
“Please let me go and I won’t tell anyone, I promise,” I told my kidnapper.	37
After losing connection to all satellites, we aimlessly floated through space until, luckily, we found our way back home.	36
I was in the kitchen when I heard screaming coming from upstairs.	34
When communications failed to come back from the submersible, people figured they were good as dead.	32
When the shoreline began receding, people panicked and began to flee.	31
When I saw my uncle standing at the bus stop instead of my parents, I instantly began to panic.	29
I was extremely drunk and wanted to go to the liquor store, but my wife hid my keys from me.	28
The last thing my ex ever said to me was "It's over, Justin, so don't ever contact me again," and her words were playing in my mind as I approached her for the first time in years.	28