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Humans assume that since they’ve had no response from other life forms, thats nobody has received their messages or known how to respond.

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Throughout my daughter’s entire childhood I invalidated her irrational fears, such as the “scaly lizard monster” that slithers across her room every single night.

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Once world peace was restored, humanity finally began to thrive, and things began looking up.

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When my parents walked in on me with another man, they yelled homophobic remarks at me before storming off.

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And in that moment, as I beat him half to death, I thought back to every time my dad beat me, which in turn continued fueling my rage.

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I watched in horror as the tree grew at a rapid pace.

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After weeks of hearing the stupid catch phrases of my son’s Woody doll, I finally decided to take the batteries out.

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I always dread opening texts from friends telling me what I did the night before when I was shitfaced.

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Someone told me that you know you’re in a dream if you don’t remember how you got there.

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My mom told me that clouds look like thought bubbles, and looking at them, I guess they kind of do.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Humans assume that since they’ve had no response from other life forms, thats nobody has received their messages or known how to respond.	28
Throughout my daughter’s entire childhood I invalidated her irrational fears, such as the “scaly lizard monster” that slithers across her room every single night.	27
Once world peace was restored, humanity finally began to thrive, and things began looking up.	25
When my parents walked in on me with another man, they yelled homophobic remarks at me before storming off.	25
And in that moment, as I beat him half to death, I thought back to every time my dad beat me, which in turn continued fueling my rage.	23
I watched in horror as the tree grew at a rapid pace.	23
After weeks of hearing the stupid catch phrases of my son’s Woody doll, I finally decided to take the batteries out.	23
I always dread opening texts from friends telling me what I did the night before when I was shitfaced.	23
Someone told me that you know you’re in a dream if you don’t remember how you got there.	23
My mom told me that clouds look like thought bubbles, and looking at them, I guess they kind of do.	22