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Since I just turned 45, I wasn’t shocked, albeit disturbed, when the doctor pulled out the petroleum jelly.

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After days of hitchhiking, I finally found someone willing to give me a ride.

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“Please, I’m starving,” I begged Daddy as he clutched the only food we’ve seen in a week.

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Every day I would run on my treadmill with my headphones on and drift off.

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Watching the live news updates, I was happy to see that they found the boy who went missing last week.

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The first time we took my son to the fire department, he had a lot of fun on the tour, so we were sad that our daughter’s first experience didn’t go as well.

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As the van came to a screeching halt, a mere few inches from pummeling my toddler, I was overcome with relief.

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I have a picture of myself that I place in front of my laptop so it looks like I’m actually in class, when I’m really not.

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When I found out my employees were doing coke in the bathroom stalls, I was absolutely livid.

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Our 12 year old daughter burst into our bedroom crying because of the blood coming from her vagina, so I figured it was time to have the talk.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Since I just turned 45, I wasn’t shocked, albeit disturbed, when the doctor pulled out the petroleum jelly.	22
After days of hitchhiking, I finally found someone willing to give me a ride.	22
“Please, I’m starving,” I begged Daddy as he clutched the only food we’ve seen in a week.	21
Every day I would run on my treadmill with my headphones on and drift off.	20
Watching the live news updates, I was happy to see that they found the boy who went missing last week.	19
The first time we took my son to the fire department, he had a lot of fun on the tour, so we were sad that our daughter’s first experience didn’t go as well.	17
As the van came to a screeching halt, a mere few inches from pummeling my toddler, I was overcome with relief.	16
I have a picture of myself that I place in front of my laptop so it looks like I’m actually in class, when I’m really not.	16
When I found out my employees were doing coke in the bathroom stalls, I was absolutely livid.	16
Our 12 year old daughter burst into our bedroom crying because of the blood coming from her vagina, so I figured it was time to have the talk.	16