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It is possible to remove the tongue, lungs and heart all at once, I learned from my favourite professor when we were alone in the woods.

1491 upvotes • AutisticBluePanda

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The genie would grant me an infinite amount of whatever I asked for.

1491 upvotes • DangerMacAwesome

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As i take my last breath freezing in the snow i whimper

1490 upvotes • Drix_The_Gamer

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"I want a penis that is long enough to touch the floor" I demanded of the genie.

1490 upvotes • Lfcdan1

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"My Grandma, what sharp teeth you have."

1490 upvotes • Hopeful_hippie75

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As I drove the survey stakes into the ground, I wondered how my job as a surveyor had taken me to a dry Australian salt lake called Kumpupirntily.

1490 upvotes • GrantGorewood

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Unemployed and uninsured, I decided to use fake info at the hospital when I went in for my mangled arm.

1490 upvotes • BaronBigly

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“Heads or tails, buddy?”

1489 upvotes • Scruffoutdoors

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I went through my phone deleting a dozen or so contacts and feeling bad having had fallen out of touch with these people.

1489 upvotes • KtheMage36

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"Dad I'm scared," I whimpered.

1488 upvotes • devilllama

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It is possible to remove the tongue, lungs and heart all at once, I learned from my favourite professor when we were alone in the woods.	1491	AutisticBluePanda
The genie would grant me an infinite amount of whatever I asked for.	1491	DangerMacAwesome
As i take my last breath freezing in the snow i whimper	1490	Drix_The_Gamer
"I want a penis that is long enough to touch the floor" I demanded of the genie.	1490	Lfcdan1
"My Grandma, what sharp teeth you have."	1490	Hopeful_hippie75
As I drove the survey stakes into the ground, I wondered how my job as a surveyor had taken me to a dry Australian salt lake called Kumpupirntily.	1490	GrantGorewood
Unemployed and uninsured, I decided to use fake info at the hospital when I went in for my mangled arm.	1490	BaronBigly
“Heads or tails, buddy?”	1489	Scruffoutdoors
I went through my phone deleting a dozen or so contacts and feeling bad having had fallen out of touch with these people.	1489	KtheMage36
"Dad I'm scared," I whimpered.	1488	devilllama