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It is possible to remove the tongue, lungs and heart all at once, I learned from my favourite professor when we were alone in the woods.
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As I drove the survey stakes into the ground, I wondered how my job as a surveyor had taken me to a dry Australian salt lake called Kumpupirntily.
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Unemployed and uninsured, I decided to use fake info at the hospital when I went in for my mangled arm.
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