/u/KtheMage36's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I went through my phone deleting a dozen or so contacts and feeling bad having had fallen out of touch with these people.

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I've grown bored in the afterlife, constantly winning every casino game and landing every woman I wanted it's no longer fun.

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As I rifled through the abandoned storage unit, I found what seemed to be an old leather jacket with a tiger etched onto the back.

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In the ancient middle east it was believed incantation bowls were used to trap the minions of Belial and to keep him from walking the Earth.

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As a realtor it's been hard when I have nothing but murder houses as my listings to try to sell.

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When I bought this house I was assured that it was very sturdy and had great bones, whatever the hell that means.

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As a medical student I wish the name of a syndrome literally reflected the symptoms so it's easier to figure out what the patient has.

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I've decided to get a hair cut and a shave at the new barber who's opened up above the pastry shop.

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My father used to constantly tell me "you see with your eyes, not with your hands".

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I finished my 3rd bottle of natural spring water today, finally feeling good and refreshed.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I went through my phone deleting a dozen or so contacts and feeling bad having had fallen out of touch with these people.	1489
I've grown bored in the afterlife, constantly winning every casino game and landing every woman I wanted it's no longer fun.	570
As I rifled through the abandoned storage unit, I found what seemed to be an old leather jacket with a tiger etched onto the back.	121
In the ancient middle east it was believed incantation bowls were used to trap the minions of Belial and to keep him from walking the Earth.	22
As a realtor it's been hard when I have nothing but murder houses as my listings to try to sell.	1
When I bought this house I was assured that it was very sturdy and had great bones, whatever the hell that means.	1
As a medical student I wish the name of a syndrome literally reflected the symptoms so it's easier to figure out what the patient has.	1
I've decided to get a hair cut and a shave at the new barber who's opened up above the pastry shop.	1
My father used to constantly tell me "you see with your eyes, not with your hands".	1
I finished my 3rd bottle of natural spring water today, finally feeling good and refreshed.	1