/u/KtheMage36's posts

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I went through my phone deleting a dozen or so contacts and feeling bad having had fallen out of touch with these people.

1489 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I've grown bored in the afterlife, constantly winning every casino game and landing every woman I wanted it's no longer fun.

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As I rifled through the abandoned storage unit, I found what seemed to be an old leather jacket with a tiger etched onto the back.

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I'm trying to play warcraft and houdini is letting the laptop fan cook his brains.

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In the ancient middle east it was believed incantation bowls were used to trap the minions of Belial and to keep him from walking the Earth.

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He's sick of my foolishness and pinned my hand down.

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As a medical student I wish the name of a syndrome literally reflected the symptoms so it's easier to figure out what the patient has.

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As a realtor it's been hard with all my listings being murder houses.

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I finished my 3rd bottle of natural spring water today, finally feeling good and refreshed.

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As a realtor it's been hard when I have nothing but murder houses as my listings to try to sell.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I went through my phone deleting a dozen or so contacts and feeling bad having had fallen out of touch with these people.	1489	TwoSentenceHorror
I've grown bored in the afterlife, constantly winning every casino game and landing every woman I wanted it's no longer fun.	570	TwoSentenceHorror
As I rifled through the abandoned storage unit, I found what seemed to be an old leather jacket with a tiger etched onto the back.	121	TwoSentenceHorror
I'm trying to play warcraft and houdini is letting the laptop fan cook his brains.	104	blackcats
In the ancient middle east it was believed incantation bowls were used to trap the minions of Belial and to keep him from walking the Earth.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
He's sick of my foolishness and pinned my hand down.	14	blackcats
As a medical student I wish the name of a syndrome literally reflected the symptoms so it's easier to figure out what the patient has.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
As a realtor it's been hard with all my listings being murder houses.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
I finished my 3rd bottle of natural spring water today, finally feeling good and refreshed.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
As a realtor it's been hard when I have nothing but murder houses as my listings to try to sell.	1	TwoSentenceHorror