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“For injuring a pedestrian while driving under the influence, I sentence you to the new COD program,” declared the judge, dismissing me before I could say anything.
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As our plane plumetted to the ground my crush turned to me and said she loved me and wished she had told me sooner.
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Oxidising clown corpses bounced into my lane of the highway, but I knew there was no point turning round.
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