/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“I’ve never been with a furry” he said as they made love under the full moon. NSFW

1371 upvotes • asiers

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“I thought Amanda was my delivery person” I said to the giant of a man that handed me my food delivery order.

1370 upvotes • Responsible-Bat5698

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"Now cut the red wire to defuse the bomb, sir" calmly instructs the defusing expert to me over the phone.

1370 upvotes • GuyAwks

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My daughter told me "I'm excited to visit grandma today!"

1370 upvotes • That_Qwerty_Guy

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The traffic lights on Main Street always flash in a strange pattern: three short, three long, then three short again.

1370 upvotes • SimbaTheSavage8

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[NOV22] We rejoiced as we completed the sacrifice and wiped away the blood and feathers.

1370 upvotes • IBMadMan

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I set up a lot of traps for Santa, to make sure that he couldn't run away after leaving coal in my stockings again.

1369 upvotes • abskkr24

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To think, this all started with a few symptoms.

1369 upvotes • badfishruca

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My niece showed me the purple dress she was told to wear by her aunt that was in the closet...

1369 upvotes • Offensively-Educated

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I put the barrel of the gun to my head and pulled the trigger. NSFW

1369 upvotes • -Lobster-

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“I’ve never been with a furry” he said as they made love under the full moon. NSFW	1371	asiers
“I thought Amanda was my delivery person” I said to the giant of a man that handed me my food delivery order.	1370	Responsible-Bat5698
"Now cut the red wire to defuse the bomb, sir" calmly instructs the defusing expert to me over the phone.	1370	GuyAwks
My daughter told me "I'm excited to visit grandma today!"	1370	That_Qwerty_Guy
The traffic lights on Main Street always flash in a strange pattern: three short, three long, then three short again.	1370	SimbaTheSavage8
[NOV22] We rejoiced as we completed the sacrifice and wiped away the blood and feathers.	1370	IBMadMan
I set up a lot of traps for Santa, to make sure that he couldn't run away after leaving coal in my stockings again.	1369	abskkr24
To think, this all started with a few symptoms.	1369	badfishruca
My niece showed me the purple dress she was told to wear by her aunt that was in the closet...	1369	Offensively-Educated
I put the barrel of the gun to my head and pulled the trigger. NSFW	1369	-Lobster-