/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"So anyway, ever feel like life is meaningless?"

1344 upvotes • AlbusExplains

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There's a figure in my closet, and I always catch him peeking around the door.

1344 upvotes • TheWelshWendigo

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In grade school, my friends used to tease that I would "die alone", since I was more interested in books than in boys.

1344 upvotes • ToGryffindor

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“I don’t care what they say Santa, I know that you’re really real!”

1343 upvotes • Bouck

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“Insert Quarter Please!” Said the little robot, so I did exactly so.

1343 upvotes • MrMelonMaster

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When the Machine of Death predicted my cause of death to be "Murder", I fled into the mountains.

1343 upvotes • schatt3npakt

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Looking down at your new boots, you can't help but shake your head and laugh as you remember that weirdo pawn shop owner's words, "Wear these and you'll never have to worry about money again."

1342 upvotes • SubliminalWombat

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[DEC22] It’s our first Christmas morning, in yet another new apartment, and my youngest daughter brings me a card to open.

1342 upvotes • AfterTheCreditsRoll

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My workers warned me this morning that they were going to practice rescues and first aid today.

1342 upvotes • etherealemlyn

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The teacher took the kids on a walk by the river to show the kids some nice sightings.

1341 upvotes • rprince18

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"So anyway, ever feel like life is meaningless?"	1344	AlbusExplains
There's a figure in my closet, and I always catch him peeking around the door.	1344	TheWelshWendigo
In grade school, my friends used to tease that I would "die alone", since I was more interested in books than in boys.	1344	ToGryffindor
“I don’t care what they say Santa, I know that you’re really real!”	1343	Bouck
“Insert Quarter Please!” Said the little robot, so I did exactly so.	1343	MrMelonMaster
When the Machine of Death predicted my cause of death to be "Murder", I fled into the mountains.	1343	schatt3npakt
Looking down at your new boots, you can't help but shake your head and laugh as you remember that weirdo pawn shop owner's words, "Wear these and you'll never have to worry about money again."	1342	SubliminalWombat
[DEC22] It’s our first Christmas morning, in yet another new apartment, and my youngest daughter brings me a card to open.	1342	AfterTheCreditsRoll
My workers warned me this morning that they were going to practice rescues and first aid today.	1342	etherealemlyn
The teacher took the kids on a walk by the river to show the kids some nice sightings.	1341	rprince18