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[OCT22] Her dream wedding was practically perfect.

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[NOV22] Ug want tribe have good winter, full bellies.

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[SEP22] You, my dear Redditor, are a meat computer, each day processing millions of variables through neural “equations” that were written by your life and experiences.

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[NOV22] He gazed fondly at his wife as he ripped the canines from her jaw with a practiced and bloody efficiency.

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[SEP22] “Millions,” she said, pointing to the pale egg clusters that appeared in my x-ray.

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[SEP22] Millions of them in use all throughout the world and I get the garbage disposal that twitches when my hand gets near it.

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[NOV22] Gun held to my head, I’m forced to choose: my life, or my family’s lives.

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[DEC22] It’s our first Christmas morning, in yet another new apartment, and my youngest daughter brings me a card to open.

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[DEC22] To continue, press ESC.

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[SEP22] Earlier today, just a few miles upriver from town, a dam capable of holding back millions of gallons of water failed catastrophically.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[OCT22] Her dream wedding was practically perfect.	2991
[NOV22] Ug want tribe have good winter, full bellies.	2704
[SEP22] You, my dear Redditor, are a meat computer, each day processing millions of variables through neural “equations” that were written by your life and experiences.	2157
[NOV22] He gazed fondly at his wife as he ripped the canines from her jaw with a practiced and bloody efficiency.	2023
[SEP22] “Millions,” she said, pointing to the pale egg clusters that appeared in my x-ray.	1930
[SEP22] Millions of them in use all throughout the world and I get the garbage disposal that twitches when my hand gets near it.	1755
[NOV22] Gun held to my head, I’m forced to choose: my life, or my family’s lives.	1552
[DEC22] It’s our first Christmas morning, in yet another new apartment, and my youngest daughter brings me a card to open.	1342
[DEC22] To continue, press ESC.	1081
[SEP22] Earlier today, just a few miles upriver from town, a dam capable of holding back millions of gallons of water failed catastrophically.	710