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[SEP23] I double check the monitor and ask, “Hey, Commander, it’s just the eight of us on the ship, right?”

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[DEC23] “R & D redesigned the orphan crushing machine to process over 3000 o.p.h.”

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[SEP23] Ever since he died seven years ago, I start my day by listening to an old voicemail from my dad saying, “I love you.”

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[SEP23] “…well, it took seven tries, but the judge finally granted our restraining order.”

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[SEP23] “I don’t believe you,” he told me.

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[NOV22] For years, my idle hands have sacrificed sacred minutes and hours on an altar of apathy.

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[SEP23] I asked to be frozen after I died, with the hope of being revived in the future.

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[SEP23] “This is the seventh time we’ve been called out to this house to check on their kids.”

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[SEP23] I want to tell my mom that after seven years it’s useless to put up more missing posters.

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[SEP23] The media dubbed my new client “Mr. Six”, as that’s the only word he says and it’s how many he murdered before he was caught.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[SEP23] I double check the monitor and ask, “Hey, Commander, it’s just the eight of us on the ship, right?”	1
[DEC23] “R & D redesigned the orphan crushing machine to process over 3000 o.p.h.”	1
[SEP23] Ever since he died seven years ago, I start my day by listening to an old voicemail from my dad saying, “I love you.”	1
[SEP23] “…well, it took seven tries, but the judge finally granted our restraining order.”	1
[SEP23] “I don’t believe you,” he told me.	1
[NOV22] For years, my idle hands have sacrificed sacred minutes and hours on an altar of apathy.	1
[SEP23] I asked to be frozen after I died, with the hope of being revived in the future.	1
[SEP23] “This is the seventh time we’ve been called out to this house to check on their kids.”	1
[SEP23] I want to tell my mom that after seven years it’s useless to put up more missing posters.	1
[SEP23] The media dubbed my new client “Mr. Six”, as that’s the only word he says and it’s how many he murdered before he was caught.	1