/u/rprince18's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The teacher took the kids on a walk by the river to show the kids some nice sightings.

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Everybody always laughed at the old woman who would sing songs on her porch about the town going out when she dies.

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All she wanted for her birthday was a ballerina Barbie but when she opened her gift she saw it was a cheerleader Barbie.

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There are witches sitting in this church right now and i'm about to exposed them , the pastor said.

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Kimberly will never forget the day she found out she was adopted.

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Lots of couples signed up to test out the new sex pill to make sex better.

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Be scared when you hear thunder during a funeral.

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I held both of my kids sobbing when they found out their dog died.

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She thought saying she was a virgin would save her.

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I really don't want to be posting on reddit right now.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The teacher took the kids on a walk by the river to show the kids some nice sightings.	1341
Everybody always laughed at the old woman who would sing songs on her porch about the town going out when she dies.	311
All she wanted for her birthday was a ballerina Barbie but when she opened her gift she saw it was a cheerleader Barbie.	298
There are witches sitting in this church right now and i'm about to exposed them , the pastor said.	113
Kimberly will never forget the day she found out she was adopted.	101
Lots of couples signed up to test out the new sex pill to make sex better.	40
Be scared when you hear thunder during a funeral.	35
I held both of my kids sobbing when they found out their dog died.	32
She thought saying she was a virgin would save her.	30
I really don't want to be posting on reddit right now.	30