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One of my pets turned 19 years old today and I expect to have many more years with him!

1305 upvotes • throwaway13524678493

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Watching TV with my owners is my favorite thing to do in the world, specially after the big car hurt me and they started letting me on the couch.

1304 upvotes • LazingHiccup

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The scariest part isn’t that we’re completely alone in the universe.

1304 upvotes • Drill4Destiny

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I've been stuck in this elevator for over eleven hours.

1304 upvotes • Jackvishs

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Home a day early, I stood outside the bedroom listening to my husband egging on the woman to use the cuffs.

1304 upvotes • WhatIfIReallyWantIt

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I finally got the sexy Goth Girlfriend of my dreams, and she invited me to her house for the night!

1304 upvotes • AJ_Crowley_29

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Wanting to win and trying her best, clever Susie decided to hide in the chest.

1304 upvotes • BlueShift42

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"Its been 25 years since I was last in this room, all the same decorations are up, the toys are mostly still here & my Tamagotchi is still....dead of course."

1304 upvotes • AKhakiNerfHerder

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[NOV23] I don’t know why anyone would hate being stuck in a time loop.

1304 upvotes • wyrdfiction

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Two people walked into the morgue.

1303 upvotes • _The10thMuse_

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
One of my pets turned 19 years old today and I expect to have many more years with him!	1305	throwaway13524678493
Watching TV with my owners is my favorite thing to do in the world, specially after the big car hurt me and they started letting me on the couch.	1304	LazingHiccup
The scariest part isn’t that we’re completely alone in the universe.	1304	Drill4Destiny
I've been stuck in this elevator for over eleven hours.	1304	Jackvishs
Home a day early, I stood outside the bedroom listening to my husband egging on the woman to use the cuffs.	1304	WhatIfIReallyWantIt
I finally got the sexy Goth Girlfriend of my dreams, and she invited me to her house for the night!	1304	AJ_Crowley_29
Wanting to win and trying her best, clever Susie decided to hide in the chest.	1304	BlueShift42
"Its been 25 years since I was last in this room, all the same decorations are up, the toys are mostly still here & my Tamagotchi is still....dead of course."	1304	AKhakiNerfHerder
[NOV23] I don’t know why anyone would hate being stuck in a time loop.	1304	wyrdfiction
Two people walked into the morgue.	1303	_The10thMuse_