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“He is not dead!” The paramedic exclaimed.

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I was the first to test my new invention.

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I shouldn’t have given the finger to the cop that pulled me over.

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I finally got the sexy Goth Girlfriend of my dreams, and she invited me to her house for the night!

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My cattle herd had been acting weird for a couple weeks, they wouldn’t graze and would just stare at me every time I went outside.

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Out on a camping trip, my Native American friend told me the story of him and his brother getting lost in the wilderness.

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I love going on hikes to find wildlife, but as a type 1 diabetic I frequently have to stop and test my blood sugar by pricking my finger.

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Night three: it’s getting colder, and I’m no closer to fixing this damn malfunctioning Time Machine.

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I couldn’t help but feel like that one cloud hadn’t moved all day.

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Every night my dog stares at the closet in my room for 30 minutes before going to bed, and I never understood why.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“He is not dead!” The paramedic exclaimed.	5300
I was the first to test my new invention.	4533
I shouldn’t have given the finger to the cop that pulled me over.	4105
I finally got the sexy Goth Girlfriend of my dreams, and she invited me to her house for the night!	1304
My cattle herd had been acting weird for a couple weeks, they wouldn’t graze and would just stare at me every time I went outside.	72
Out on a camping trip, my Native American friend told me the story of him and his brother getting lost in the wilderness.	60
I love going on hikes to find wildlife, but as a type 1 diabetic I frequently have to stop and test my blood sugar by pricking my finger.	27
Night three: it’s getting colder, and I’m no closer to fixing this damn malfunctioning Time Machine.	18
I couldn’t help but feel like that one cloud hadn’t moved all day.	12
Every night my dog stares at the closet in my room for 30 minutes before going to bed, and I never understood why.	12