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The king laughed at his advisors when they finally worked up the courage to tell him he had been naked all along. NSFW

1184 upvotes • Kate_Luv_Ya

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I shook hands with my fellow astronaut in the lunar module after another successful moon landing, as we became the sixth pair of men to walk on the moon.

1184 upvotes • HawkerHurricane1940

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Even though I'm not really an outdoorsy guy, I let my sister talk me into going on a 6-hour hike with her.

1184 upvotes • appa-ate-momo

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“Baby, I’m—I’m coming!” I shouted with sickening glee as I watched the life fade from her eyes.

1183 upvotes • decorativegentleman

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Hello quick question which jeans is the most difficult to take off

1183 upvotes • [deleted]

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I started to cry when I saw the negative pregnancy test.

1183 upvotes • the_lightbringer94

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I always loved having the power to bring dead people back to live

1182 upvotes • Maydenstar

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"Thats my little Bobby in the red hat... which is yours?" The young woman asked, smiling at me.

1182 upvotes • FunkySplashMonkey

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I know it's called hand sanitizer

1182 upvotes • Kilbo_Stabbins

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I'm a archeologist and recently found a scroll written by an eyewitness of Jesus's crucifixion.

1182 upvotes • OfficialOwlMoeMoe

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The king laughed at his advisors when they finally worked up the courage to tell him he had been naked all along. NSFW	1184	Kate_Luv_Ya
I shook hands with my fellow astronaut in the lunar module after another successful moon landing, as we became the sixth pair of men to walk on the moon.	1184	HawkerHurricane1940
Even though I'm not really an outdoorsy guy, I let my sister talk me into going on a 6-hour hike with her.	1184	appa-ate-momo
“Baby, I’m—I’m coming!” I shouted with sickening glee as I watched the life fade from her eyes.	1183	decorativegentleman
Hello quick question which jeans is the most difficult to take off	1183	[deleted]
I started to cry when I saw the negative pregnancy test.	1183	the_lightbringer94
I always loved having the power to bring dead people back to live	1182	Maydenstar
"Thats my little Bobby in the red hat... which is yours?" The young woman asked, smiling at me.	1182	FunkySplashMonkey
I know it's called hand sanitizer	1182	Kilbo_Stabbins
I'm a archeologist and recently found a scroll written by an eyewitness of Jesus's crucifixion.	1182	OfficialOwlMoeMoe