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He cried when he saw the acceptance letter from Stanford, as he wished his parents could be here to see it.

9829 upvotes • davaokid

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I kissed my baby daughter on the forehead and she smiled sweetly.

9826 upvotes • Itchy_Sand_Witch

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He stumbled in late, and I’m sure I could smell alcohol on his breath as he slurred an apology.

9825 upvotes • andrewkd

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Today I’m finally being realeased after spending 30 years in prison for a crime I didnt commit.

9821 upvotes • sweetcheets

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Quietly she whispered, “Oh sweetie, did you wet the bed again?”

9820 upvotes • Geodougy

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“For my execution, I choose nuclear detonation in Times Square, your honor,” I said smugly, knowing the judge couldn’t possibly meet their promise.

9806 upvotes • memorizemee

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The terms of the will were clear: all heirs must be present before the safety deposit box can be opened.

9805 upvotes • buynightmares

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When I planted the tree, I imagined playing under it with my kids.

9800 upvotes • EWYS16

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My ex gave my daughter a doll for Christmas, I thought that was really mature of him.

9796 upvotes • alliedcola

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"I'm sorry, son, but your mother and father were in a car accident, and you'll need to come with us", the cop at my door said.

9796 upvotes • Monechetti

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
He cried when he saw the acceptance letter from Stanford, as he wished his parents could be here to see it.	9829	davaokid
I kissed my baby daughter on the forehead and she smiled sweetly.	9826	Itchy_Sand_Witch
He stumbled in late, and I’m sure I could smell alcohol on his breath as he slurred an apology.	9825	andrewkd
Today I’m finally being realeased after spending 30 years in prison for a crime I didnt commit.	9821	sweetcheets
Quietly she whispered, “Oh sweetie, did you wet the bed again?”	9820	Geodougy
“For my execution, I choose nuclear detonation in Times Square, your honor,” I said smugly, knowing the judge couldn’t possibly meet their promise.	9806	memorizemee
The terms of the will were clear: all heirs must be present before the safety deposit box can be opened.	9805	buynightmares
When I planted the tree, I imagined playing under it with my kids.	9800	EWYS16
My ex gave my daughter a doll for Christmas, I thought that was really mature of him.	9796	alliedcola
"I'm sorry, son, but your mother and father were in a car accident, and you'll need to come with us", the cop at my door said.	9796	Monechetti