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Today I’m finally being realeased after spending 30 years in prison for a crime I didnt commit.

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Lying naked I couldn’t believe how warm my body felt.

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I brought one suitcase for each of the kids as we headed down to the river.

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As a father I’m both proud and terrified of my kids.

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Im here to tell you the multiverse is real and there are thousands of different realities.

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She said “paint me like one of your French girls”.

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After all these years I finally had a complete human skeleton.

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“This is an excellent tea party Ms. Truffle” I exclaimed as I brought the tea cup to my lips.

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I chuckled to myself as I watched the kids build their sandcastles.

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“I will now read you one of my most favorite poems”.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Today I’m finally being realeased after spending 30 years in prison for a crime I didnt commit.	9821
Lying naked I couldn’t believe how warm my body felt.	8110
I brought one suitcase for each of the kids as we headed down to the river.	68
As a father I’m both proud and terrified of my kids.	40
Im here to tell you the multiverse is real and there are thousands of different realities.	34
She said “paint me like one of your French girls”.	30
After all these years I finally had a complete human skeleton.	29
“This is an excellent tea party Ms. Truffle” I exclaimed as I brought the tea cup to my lips.	19
I chuckled to myself as I watched the kids build their sandcastles.	9
“I will now read you one of my most favorite poems”.	9